Smell.Fit Official Cookie Policy

Welcome to the official Smell.Fit Cookie Policy.

If you are reading this, you probably clicked a button on that annoying banner that popped up when you arrived.

The government (in their infinite wisdom) says I have to explain what “Cookies” are. When I hear the word Cookie, I think of soft and bendy cookies from Subway.

Wouldn’t that be nice? If visiting this website meant I could digitally air-drop a warm, gooey chocolate chip cookie straight into your mouth?

Unfortunately, technology isn’t there yet.

Instead, the “Cookies” we use here are tiny, boring text files that save on your computer. They don’t taste like anything. You can’t dunk them in tea. They are purely functional.

Funny cartoon image illustrating the difference between a real cookie and a website cookie for the **smell.fit cookie policy** page.

Why Smell.Fit Uses Cookies

So the site works: Without them, your shopping cart would empty itself every time you clicked a new page. That would be annoying.

Analytics: I use tools to see how many people visit the site. It helps me know if my marketing is working or if I’m just shouting into the void.

Targeting and Advertising Cookies: I have three cats. They track litter all over my house; it’s annoying! Digital trackers can be annoying, too. We don’t use cookies to spy on your breakfast choices (Spoiler alert, I don’t give a shit about your life, I just want your money 😜), but we do use Google and Facebook to help run our ads and ensure they reach the right audience. These targeting cookies help us show relevant fragrance ads to people who are interested. If you don’t like this, you can turn them off using the banner, but some parts of the website might stop working properly.

Below is the official, legally binding, robot-generated Cookie Policy, a thorough explanation of every single cookie on this site. It’s about as exciting as watching paint dry.